Weight that is. My fat ass has gotten plenty fat enough, thank you very much. So, on Thursday, I started the Atkins diet. I didn’t exactly plan it that way. In fact I’m not sure why I started it at all. Who starts a diet on a Thursday? That’s weird. Anyway, I got up and decided to do it. I’m on day three. I hate it. I want a cake. An ENTIRE CAKE in my mouth, NOW. but I’ve lost almost a whole whopping pound. Oh joy. All this beef and bacon for 8/10 of a pound. Fan-friggen-tastic.
I know it works though and the first week is torture. I did this back in ’99 prior to getting married. I lost a good bit of weight but I didn’t do it seriously. In fact, I never really gave up sugar, I just ate small bits of it, so I could stay under my daily carb limit. On our honeymoon I gave myself the green light to eat as I wished. It was our honeymoon after all, who wants to pass up the cake?? Not me, that’s for sure. Then of course, it got away from me and I’m here, eleven years later, and four pregnancies later and my ass is as fat as ever. The only other time I’ve been this size is when pregnant. That’s depressing.
I shall conquer this!!! Thank baby jesus my current fave is on my new diet…. old bay wings.
