Delores Melon

I was told today I have a “beautiful” uterine lining. Please please… hold the applause. I have been injecting strange things into my body in recent weeks and today, I knew it was worth it. So, here’s what’s up wit all dat….

Basically my IP’s are using a new egg donor this go round. They are also doing a shared donor cycle which means they and two other couples are using the same donor. Now, because my IP’s already have a child they are knocked to the bottom of the list. So, if the egg donor doesn’t produce a certain amount of eggs, my IP’s are out this cycle. Yeah, I know right. BOO.

Let’s just assume things work out fine. In fact, let’s meditate a moment and bring calm to this blog post. Thank you. Now, when things work according to plan, we go to transfer either June 3rd or June 5th. Squirtin the ole embryo into the ole baby baker. That sounds crass.

In other news, I’m planning the worlds largest yard sale ever. Planning being the operative word here. What I’ll manage is probably just a ho hum yard sale. I am so sick of my decor, and the funny thing is.. I really don’t even have a “decor”. I have crap slung around. I’m sick of my dishes, but I can’t really afford the money to get a new one or the energy necessary to pick out a design. I’m ultra anal and it would take months to pick a decent design. So I’m selling all the extra fluff from my pattern that I don’t use. Like saucers. Who the hell uses saucers? That and my useless canister set. It’s not even AIR TIGHT. How am I supposed to store my sugar if bugs can just climb right in? Tell me please. I’ve eaten buggy sugar before. It ain’t so sweet.

I also seem to have an abundance of hermit crab supplies. That’s mildly embarrassing to admit. My in laws took Thing 1 to the beach one year and brought him back with a hermit crab. Shouldn’t you run these things by the PARENTS before you do that. Me being the ridiculous individual that I am, insisted on providing a mansion for this hermit crab. We somehow ended up with 22 crabs at one time. That was our peak crab population.

So this should be an interesting yard sale.

I love when I lose my train of thought mid blog post. YAY for ADD!